I swear I want to be a food model.

Quote by Amy Sedaris

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Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

My characters always like themselves.

My characters always like themselves.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...