I swear I want to be a food model.

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My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.

My characters always like themselves.

My characters always like themselves.

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...