I swear I want to be a food model.

Quote by Amy Sedaris

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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

My characters always like themselves.

My characters always like themselves.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.