I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea…

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It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

My characters always like themselves.

My characters always like themselves.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.