I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea…

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They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

My characters always like themselves.

My characters always like themselves.

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...