I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

Quote by Amy Sedaris

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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

My characters always like themselves.

My characters always like themselves.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...