My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.

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Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because...

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because...

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must...

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're...

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I...

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I...