I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

Quote by Winston Spear

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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

We live in an age disturbed, confused, bewildered, afraid of its own forces, in search...

We live in an age disturbed, confused, bewildered, afraid of its own forces, in search...

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one...

Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one...

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares?...

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares?...

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

People change and forget to tell each other.

People change and forget to tell each other.

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...

I don't worry about it because we are all growing old. If I were the...

I don't worry about it because we are all growing old. If I were the...

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper...

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper...

It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.

It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a...

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a...

For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned it is the season of...

For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned it is the season of...

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on