I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
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Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?
I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off...
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to...
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it...
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...
Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40...
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...
Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...
Age is like love, it cannot be hid.
Many people use their youth to make their old age miserable.
Youth has no age.
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up,...
A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday...