Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Quote by Steve Wozniak

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But I know newspapers. They have the first amendment and they can tell any lie...

But I know newspapers. They have the first amendment and they can tell any lie...

Teachers started recognizing me and praising me for being smart in science and that made...

Teachers started recognizing me and praising me for being smart in science and that made...

I had a TV set and a typewriter and that made me think a computer...

I had a TV set and a typewriter and that made me think a computer...

Another hero was Tom Swift, in the books. What he stood for, the freedom, the...

Another hero was Tom Swift, in the books. What he stood for, the freedom, the...

I worked with such concentration and focus and I had hundreds of obscure engineering or...

I worked with such concentration and focus and I had hundreds of obscure engineering or...

For some reason I get this key position of being one of two people that...

For some reason I get this key position of being one of two people that...

Atari is a very sad story.

Atari is a very sad story.

I think everything I have done in my life, my reasons at the time were...

I think everything I have done in my life, my reasons at the time were...

In some parts of life, like mathematics and science, yeah, I was a genius. I...

In some parts of life, like mathematics and science, yeah, I was a genius. I...

At our computer club, we talked about it being a revolution. Computers were going to...

At our computer club, we talked about it being a revolution. Computers were going to...

A lot of hacking is playing with other people, you know, getting them to do...

A lot of hacking is playing with other people, you know, getting them to do...

All the best people in life seem to like LINUX.

All the best people in life seem to like LINUX.

My goal wasn't to make a ton of money. It was to build good computers.

My goal wasn't to make a ton of money. It was to build good computers.

What I was proud of was that I used very few parts to build a...

What I was proud of was that I used very few parts to build a...

It's just not right that so many things don't work when they should. I don't...

It's just not right that so many things don't work when they should. I don't...

Even if you do something that others might consider wrong, you should at least be...

Even if you do something that others might consider wrong, you should at least be...

Creative things have to sell to get acknowledged as such.

Creative things have to sell to get acknowledged as such.

The more we thought, the more they all sounded boring compared to Apple. You didn't...

The more we thought, the more they all sounded boring compared to Apple. You didn't...

I sold my most valuable possession, but I knew that because I worked at Hewlett...

I sold my most valuable possession, but I knew that because I worked at Hewlett...

The way I did it, every job was A+.

The way I did it, every job was A+.