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Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a...

People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a...

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

The awkward moment when your friend crops you out of a photo.

The awkward moment when your friend crops you out of a photo.

Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.

Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.

Don't try to understand everything. Because sometimes it's not meant to be understood, but to...

Don't try to understand everything. Because sometimes it's not meant to be understood, but to...

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

We live in a world built on promises, constructed by liars.

We live in a world built on promises, constructed by liars.

Guys don't treat girls right, that's why the lesbian rate's going up.

Guys don't treat girls right, that's why the lesbian rate's going up.

Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do...

Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do...

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each...

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...

When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...

Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.

You shall do no injustice in judgment; you shall not be partial to the poor...

You shall do no injustice in judgment; you shall not be partial to the poor...

A man cannot reason with the woman he loves: he cares about her too much.

A man cannot reason with the woman he loves: he cares about her too much.