Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't even bother to read what's inside.
It Is What It Is Quotes
Men And Women Quotes
People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a...
Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...
It's funny how people say they miss you, but don't even make an effort to...
Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...
Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.
Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here...
Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you...
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...
The awkward moment when your friend crops you out of a photo.
This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.
Don't try to understand everything. Because sometimes it's not meant to be understood, but to...
Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.
Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of...
Love is a serious mental disease.
A mistake in judgment isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgment is
Persons are judged to be great because of the positive qualities they possess, not because...
Language most shows a man, speak that I may see thee.
When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying...