I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

Quote by Lenny Bruce

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I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a...

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When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

There are never enough I Love You's.

There are never enough I Love You's.

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The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

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A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...