I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
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Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question:...
To love is to risk not to be loved in return
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...
I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...
The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...
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Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.
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