When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

Quote by Janeane Garofalo

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Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's...

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's...

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question:...

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question:...

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

Why don't you climb down off the cross, take the wood to build a bridge,...

Why don't you climb down off the cross, take the wood to build a bridge,...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...