When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

Quote by Janeane Garofalo

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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's...

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's...

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question:...

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question:...

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that...

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

He'd make a lovely corpse.

He'd make a lovely corpse.

Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, controls youth, and delights old age.

Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, controls youth, and delights old age.

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit...

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit...