Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating…

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When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is...

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is...

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question:...

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question:...

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a...

A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a...

In a friend you find a second self.

In a friend you find a second self.

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.

Never love someone who doesn't love you

Never love someone who doesn't love you