I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

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Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's...

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's...

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question:...

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question:...

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is...

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is...

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.