I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
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Dane Cook Quotes
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and...
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can...
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always...
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make...
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people...
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of...
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
I'm a late-night guy.
I get so into the moment.
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love...