I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
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Dane Cook Quotes
I get so into the moment.
I'm a late-night guy.
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people...
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love...
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of...
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always...
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make...
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can...
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and...
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!