I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
Quote by Dane Cook
Dane Cook Quotes
I get so into the moment.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love...
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always...
I'm a late-night guy.
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and...
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can...
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make...
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different...
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of...
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people...