I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
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Dane Cook Quotes
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make...
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can...
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
I'm a late-night guy.
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
I get so into the moment.
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and...
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're...
Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't...
For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to...
Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day