I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
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Dane Cook Quotes
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...
I'm a late-night guy.
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people...
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of...
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're...
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always...
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and...
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
I get so into the moment.
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different...
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can...
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!