I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different...

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different...

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...

I get so into the moment.

I get so into the moment.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...

I'm a late-night guy.

I'm a late-night guy.

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of...

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of...

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people...

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people...

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and...

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and...

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're...

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're...

Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you'll treat her special every...

Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you'll treat her special every...

Happy Valentines Day. If you don't have that special someone and even if you do,...

Happy Valentines Day. If you don't have that special someone and even if you do,...

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2,...

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2,...