Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

Quote by William Feather

Topics: Funny Quotes, Morning Quotes

Some people are making such thorough preparation for rainy days that they aren't enjoying today's...

Some people are making such thorough preparation for rainy days that they aren't enjoying today's...

When lying, be emphatic and indignant, thus behaving like your children.

When lying, be emphatic and indignant, thus behaving like your children.

If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.

If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into perpetuity...

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into perpetuity...

The best sermon is preached by the minister who has a sermon to preach and...

The best sermon is preached by the minister who has a sermon to preach and...

Not a tenth of us who are in business are doing as well as we...

Not a tenth of us who are in business are doing as well as we...

The petty economics of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of...

The petty economics of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of...

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but...

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but...

Any man who makes a speech more than six times a year is bound to...

Any man who makes a speech more than six times a year is bound to...

Don't let ambition get so far ahead that it loses sight of the job at...

Don't let ambition get so far ahead that it loses sight of the job at...

When ordering lunch, the big executives are just as indecisive as the rest of us.

When ordering lunch, the big executives are just as indecisive as the rest of us.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as...

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as...

If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.

If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.

The prizes go to those who meet emergencies successfully. And the way to meet emergencies...

The prizes go to those who meet emergencies successfully. And the way to meet emergencies...

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's...

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's...

Concentrate on your job and you will forget your other troubles.

Concentrate on your job and you will forget your other troubles.

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them...

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them...

I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most... I'm not sure anybody ever...

I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most... I'm not sure anybody ever...

There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and...

There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and...

Trouble is the common denominator of living. It is the great equalizer.

Trouble is the common denominator of living. It is the great equalizer.