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I get so into the moment.

I get so into the moment.

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different...

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different...

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make...

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make...

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love...

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love...

I'm a late-night guy.

I'm a late-night guy.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always...

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always...

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and...

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and...

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...