Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
Quote by Dane Cook
Valentines Day Quotes
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love...
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different...
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and...
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of...
I get so into the moment.
I'm a late-night guy.
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always...
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people...
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.