Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

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I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can...

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can...

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're...

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're...

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and...

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and...

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make...

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make...

I get so into the moment.

I get so into the moment.

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...

I'm a late-night guy.

I'm a late-night guy.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love...

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love...

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always...

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always...

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different...

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different...