You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
Quote by Dylan Moran
I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...
Red meat is not bad for you
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm...
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...
In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...
Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I...
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly...
I don't really think of myself as an actor.
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.
You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.