You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
Quote by Dylan Moran
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger...
You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly...
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you...
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a...
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm...
His hair has the long jesuschrist look. He is wearing the costume clothes. But most...
Drugs are not always necessary, but belief in recovery always is.
Will you still need me,will you still feed me..When I'm sixty-four?