You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
Quote by Dylan Moran
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...
I don't really think of myself as an actor.
I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly...
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm...
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you...
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...
We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.
Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I...
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be...
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.