I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.

Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

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Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little...

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I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as...

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to...

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to...

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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always...

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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's...

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always...

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final...

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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing....

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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death....

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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they...

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Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I...

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the...

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the...

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to...

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to...

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like...

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like...

Successful people aren't born that way. They become successful by establishing the habit of doing...

Successful people aren't born that way. They become successful by establishing the habit of doing...

Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords

Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords