Quotes about Jerry Seinfeld

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing....

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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the...

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final...

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To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to...

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

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Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I...

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Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

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Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace...

#Jerry Seinfeld