Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Quote by Fred Allen
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of...
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them...
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...
When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the...
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the...
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too...
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...
Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.
Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.