Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Quote by Fred Allen

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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy...

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy...

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.

Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.

Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any...

Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any...