Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

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It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what...

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what...

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in...

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in...

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was...

One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was...

It is better to watch things then to do them.

It is better to watch things then to do them.

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's...

I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's...

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that...

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that...

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when...

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when...