After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.

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I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm...

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm...

I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's...

I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's...

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in...

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in...

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what...

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what...

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against...

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against...

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.