After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.

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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time,...

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time,...

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what...

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was...

One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was...

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge...

It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge...

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!