Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Quote by Doug Larson
Doug Larson Quotes
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...
I think the government ought to stay out of the religious business.
Every government has as much of a duty to avoid war as a ship's captain...
Society is produced by our wants and government by our wickedness.