I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don't fold up and die if I don't have a man around.

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Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

To me marriage is for five or ten years.

To me marriage is for five or ten years.

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my...

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my...

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries.

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries.

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes

Husbands are like fires they go out when theyre left unattended.

Husbands are like fires they go out when theyre left unattended.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I kill myself for my body.

I kill myself for my body.

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge'...

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge'...