I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don't fold up and die if I don't have a man around.

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Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts...

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts...

The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!

The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!

If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen.

If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen.

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being great.

Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being great.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Hate crimes are the scariest thing in the world because these people really believe what...

Hate crimes are the scariest thing in the world because these people really believe what...

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...

In this business it takes time to be really good and by that time, youre...

In this business it takes time to be really good and by that time, youre...

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge'...

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge'...

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's...

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

To me, marriage is for five or ten years.

To me, marriage is for five or ten years.

Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.

Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.