In baseball, you don't know nothing.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Yogi Berra Quotes

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.