You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Quote by Yogi Berra
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical
Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
This is like deja vu all over again
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
How can you think and hit at the same time?
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...
Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the...
To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes...
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....