You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most of the things I said.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can't think and hit at the same time

You can't think and hit at the same time

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

It ain't over till it's over.

It ain't over till it's over.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

We cannot create observers by saying observe, but by giving them the power and the...

We cannot create observers by saying observe, but by giving them the power and the...

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing