I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Quote by Chris Rock

Topics: Stupidity Quotes

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

Ja Rule is not Tupac

Ja Rule is not Tupac

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

A man is only as faithful as his options.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because...

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because...

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.