Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened.

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You know what? I'm too old to fight.It would probably look really dumb.

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People creep into childhood, bound into youth, sober in adulthood, and soften into old age.

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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when...

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Young men should prove theorems, old men should write books.

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When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

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We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile then we'll be new friends

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A pretty face will always grow old. A nice body will always change with age....

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To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid

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We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair

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I will never be an old man. To me old age is always 15 years...

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Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you...

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