Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

Quote by James Thurber

Topics: I Hate Boys Quotes

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by...

It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by...

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those...

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those...

We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.

We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

Love is a many splintered thing.

Love is a many splintered thing.

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow,...

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow,...

Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some...

Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some...

Love is what you've been through with somebody.

Love is what you've been through with somebody.

With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure...

With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure...

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow,...

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow,...

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in...

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in...

The most dangerous food is wedding cake

The most dangerous food is wedding cake

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

One of the glories of New York is its ethnic food, and only McDonald's and...

One of the glories of New York is its ethnic food, and only McDonald's and...

The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in...

The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in...