Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Quote by Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of...
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...
Love the music in yourself, not yourself in the music.