Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Quote by Doug Larson

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.

It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...

The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go...

Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go...

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings,...

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings,...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

Any ordeal that you can survive as a human being is an improvement in your...

Any ordeal that you can survive as a human being is an improvement in your...