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Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.

Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.

Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.

Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take...

That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take...

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt...

That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt...

Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...

Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...