Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...
You sparkle with larceny.
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.