Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
God help those who do not help themselves.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
You sparkle with larceny.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
Failure has gone to his head.