Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
Quote by Joan Rivers
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put...
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Never floss with a stranger.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He...
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without...
Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world...
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later...
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart...
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive...
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call...
Anything in history or nature that can be described as changing steadily can be seen...
Few men in our history have ever obtained the Presidency by planning to obtain it.