Don't be posting nothing up on my wall, stay off my Facebook. And don't be tagging me in nothin' at all, stay off my Facebook.

Topics: Facebook Quotes

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually...

The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually...

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your...

I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what...

I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what...

Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.

Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.

The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of...

The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of...

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they...

Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they...

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know.

Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know.

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...