Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable.

Topics: Facebook Quotes, Twitter Quotes

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

The older the Facebook post, the creepier your 'Like' becomes.

The older the Facebook post, the creepier your 'Like' becomes.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to...

Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to...

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No'

Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No'

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

Don't be posting nothing up on my wall, stay off my Facebook. And don't be...

Don't be posting nothing up on my wall, stay off my Facebook. And don't be...

I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what...

I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what...

Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they...

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

Twitter looks boring from the outside, But once your inside, its like freaking Narnia.

Twitter looks boring from the outside, But once your inside, its like freaking Narnia.

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....