Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable.

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That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to...

Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to...

The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually...

The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually...

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.

If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your...

When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a...

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a...

I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break...

I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break...

So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give...

So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give...