People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

Quote by Bill Hicks

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Nazis are for the New Age concern.

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a...

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a...

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

Nazis are for the New Age concern

Nazis are for the New Age concern

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents...

One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as...

I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as...

Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance....

Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance....