The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Quote by Mae West
Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.
Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire...
Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said...
Your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the makeup!