Dear teacher, putting all the smart people in one group is NOT fair at all, sincerely, failing and in need of the grade.

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I hate being tired in school and thinking 'I'm going to take a nap as...

I hate being tired in school and thinking 'I'm going to take a nap as...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

I hate that weird stare you get when you walk back into the classroom after...

I hate that weird stare you get when you walk back into the classroom after...

If I was a teacher I would give a scantron test with all the answers...

If I was a teacher I would give a scantron test with all the answers...

2 things that I learned in school: 1. How to whisper 2. How to look...

2 things that I learned in school: 1. How to whisper 2. How to look...

Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me...

Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me...

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job...

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job...

If you're going to tell the teacher we have homework, you better keep your mouth...

If you're going to tell the teacher we have homework, you better keep your mouth...

That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.

That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.

6 problems of students: Love life, Grades, Exams, Assignments, Teachers and most of all PAPERS.

6 problems of students: Love life, Grades, Exams, Assignments, Teachers and most of all PAPERS.

Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night...

Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night...

School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we...

School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we...

I die a little inside when I see the word 'explain' on a test.

I die a little inside when I see the word 'explain' on a test.

There's always that one kid who sharpens his pencil while the teacher is talking.

There's always that one kid who sharpens his pencil while the teacher is talking.

Time spent after I finish a test: 10%; recheck answers. 90%; waiting for someone else...

Time spent after I finish a test: 10%; recheck answers. 90%; waiting for someone else...

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of...

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of...

Dear teacher, would you mind not looking at my paper while I'm answering your test?...

Dear teacher, would you mind not looking at my paper while I'm answering your test?...

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are...

That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are...

Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality. I was curious to see...

Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality. I was curious to see...