Dear teacher, putting all the smart people in one group is NOT fair at all, sincerely, failing and in need of the grade.

Topics: School Quotes, Student Quotes, Testing Quotes

If you're going to tell the teacher we have homework, you better keep your mouth...

If you're going to tell the teacher we have homework, you better keep your mouth...

I hate that weird stare you get when you walk back into the classroom after...

I hate that weird stare you get when you walk back into the classroom after...

There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be...

There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given...

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

That moment when I open a pack of candies and everyone suddenly become my best...

That moment when I open a pack of candies and everyone suddenly become my best...

I die a little inside when I see the word 'explain' on a test.

I die a little inside when I see the word 'explain' on a test.

Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night...

Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night...

That awkward moment when someone finishes a test in 10 minutes while I'm still on...

That awkward moment when someone finishes a test in 10 minutes while I'm still on...

Time spent after I finish a test: 10%; recheck answers. 90%; waiting for someone else...

Time spent after I finish a test: 10%; recheck answers. 90%; waiting for someone else...

Optimism is the true moral courage

Optimism is the true moral courage

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job...

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job...

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well...

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well...

That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so...

That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so...

That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.

That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.

Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand...

During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand...

The purpose of education is to enlighten the student as to how to use their...

The purpose of education is to enlighten the student as to how to use their...

Do every day or two something for no other reason than you would rather not...

Do every day or two something for no other reason than you would rather not...