College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
Quote by George Gobel
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...
One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...
If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.
Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on...
I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and...
You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...
When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.
'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!
A lot of it is the friendships made over the years...We've become friends. We've become...
My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...
That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.
A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.
College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.
Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.
Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...