College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
Quote by George Gobel
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.