College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Quote by George Gobel

Topics: College Quotes

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be...

There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are...

That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are...

I could never learn what Im learning at college. They dont teach it there, because...

I could never learn what Im learning at college. They dont teach it there, because...

My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...