College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Quote by George Gobel

Topics: College Quotes

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four...

No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning...

How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning...

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on...

Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on...

I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the...

I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that...

I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that...

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.

In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.

Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night...

Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night...