If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

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College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and...

I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and...

It is meat and drink to me to see a clown.

It is meat and drink to me to see a clown.

For as often as ye eat this bread, and drink this cup, ye do shew...

For as often as ye eat this bread, and drink this cup, ye do shew...

And on the fourth day ten bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs of the first...

And on the fourth day ten bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs of the first...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

Paint me an eternal tea-pot, for I usually drink tea from eight o'clock at night...

Paint me an eternal tea-pot, for I usually drink tea from eight o'clock at night...

The thirsty earth soaks up the rain, And drinks, and gapes for drink again; The...

The thirsty earth soaks up the rain, And drinks, and gapes for drink again; The...

Good as drink is, it ends in thirst.

Good as drink is, it ends in thirst.

Come swish around, my pretty punk, And keep me dancing still That I may stay...

Come swish around, my pretty punk, And keep me dancing still That I may stay...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

After the same manner also he took the cup, when he had supped, saying, This...

After the same manner also he took the cup, when he had supped, saying, This...

Forasmuch therefore as your treading is upon the poor, and ye take from him burdens...

Forasmuch therefore as your treading is upon the poor, and ye take from him burdens...

But and if that servant say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming; and...

But and if that servant say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming; and...

Eating meat and drinking liquor are demonic vices. Those indulging in drink lose all sense...

Eating meat and drinking liquor are demonic vices. Those indulging in drink lose all sense...

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he...

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he...