Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
Quote by George Gobel
George Gobel Quotes
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.