Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
Quote by George Gobel
George Gobel Quotes
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...
On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...
Most things I worry about never happen anyway.
I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that...
Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...
You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move...
Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'
Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.
I was working all the time I was in college. I was working so much...
I could never learn what Im learning at college. They dont teach it there, because...
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
The only other time I've been away from home was when I went to college....
'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!
Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.