My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

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If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax...

There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax...

Every dollar the Federal Government does not take from us, every decision it does not...

Every dollar the Federal Government does not take from us, every decision it does not...

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a...

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a...

A successful economic development strategy must focus on improving the skills of the area's workforce,...

A successful economic development strategy must focus on improving the skills of the area's workforce,...

Most Americans are more concerned about the economy and job creation. And they can't understand...

Most Americans are more concerned about the economy and job creation. And they can't understand...

There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax...

There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax...

A strong economy causes an increase in the demand for housing; the increased demand for...

A strong economy causes an increase in the demand for housing; the increased demand for...

In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.

In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.

Economy does not lie in sparing money, but in spending it wisely.

Economy does not lie in sparing money, but in spending it wisely.

Everybody wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes.

Everybody wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes.

The total alteration in underlying circumstances has not been squarely faced, As a result, we...

The total alteration in underlying circumstances has not been squarely faced, As a result, we...

There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax...

There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax...

Economy is half the battle of life. It is not so hard to earn money...

Economy is half the battle of life. It is not so hard to earn money...

The best way to retain your clients or customers is to please them beyond their...

The best way to retain your clients or customers is to please them beyond their...