Quotes by George Gobel

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

#Drink, #Funny

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

#George Gobel

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

#George Gobel

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

#George Gobel

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

#College

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

#Economy, #Work Ethic