As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...
Polite conversation is rarely either.
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.